Wednesday, December 3, 2008

LOVIN' this!

Okay, so I'm in a rare mood today. I'm a bit grumpy. Feeling a bit rebellious. Just kind of in a bad mood. Someday I will explain more about why, but now, Z, always knowing just what to bring me out of these kinds of moods, sends me something worth laughing about...

When you have an 'I Hate My Job day'
[Even if you're retired, you sometimes have those days]
Try this out:
On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson &Johnson
Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.
Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.
Now the fun part begins.
Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement:
'Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson &Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized. ' Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,'I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson &Johnson.'
HAVE A NICE DAY; AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE BUTT THAN YOURS!

.........Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart...Then maybe you should go and work for Johnson &Johnson!!!!!



Suddenly, I LOVE my job!!! Have a great day!

7 comments:

The Garver Family said...

Oh. My. Dear. Goodness! I would be mortified...and am extremely grateful for my job!

Jeannie said...

Oh wow! I got a laugh out of that one!!

Hope your day/week finishes out great!!

vaxhacker said...

LOL!!! Just what I needed right at this moment. Thanks.

Patrick and Paige said...

THAT IS HILARIOUS!!!...and a little disturbing too. EWWWWWWWWW

Darilyn said...

Wow, that is amazing that they admit that. Personally tested huh? I prefer my job.

Alyson said...

o_O

Now I'm going to have to buy one and read it just to see whether this is folklore or not! Because OH MY GOLLY.

Jen said...

What a hoot! Thanks for the laugh AND, yes, I'm thankful I don't work for J&J. ROFL.

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